I'm Henery The Eighth, I Am

"Oh yeah? And I guess I'm the Queen Mother!"

Potatoes

by Walden

Potatoes are a kind of fruit
That grows beneath the ground.
Or, really, they grow on the root,
And are oblong or round.

Well, maybe they're not fruit at all,
But still they're rather tasty.
You plant them and you get a haul,
But only if you're hasty.

Potatoes don't require much haste,
Now that I think about it.
A few of them might go to waste,
Although I really doubt it.

Little Rabbit Foo Foo